Frequently Asked Questions

For all your questions about Internet of Shit swag, hopefully we have answers. If we don't, send us an email at, and we'll try to help you out.


Who makes the tees?
We've partnered with the folks at Kotn for ethical, high-quality tees that you'll love.

When will my tee arrive?
It depends on where you are in the world! Expect orders to ship at the end of March, but please be patient as during Covid-19 things have been a bit slower than normal.

What's your return policy? 
As this is a limited run, one-time release, all sales are final. Make sure your sizing is right before you order! 



I missed out on stickers, now what?
We'll be selling more in the future, maybe after the shirts are sold out.

Why does shipping cost so much?
As a small store with limited runs, we're at the mercy of the carriers' pricing. Sorry! 

I need help, but you're anonymous, what do I do?
Unlike the products I make jokes about, I want to help you if there's something wrong. You can email me on