Show the world your disdain for connected shit; the Internet of Shirt you've been waiting for is here!
This limited run is only available for 7 days, or until stock runs out—once it's gone, it's gone, so be fast.
About the tee
Printed on 100% long-staple Egyptian cotton from Kotn. Ethically made in Egypt using direct-trade practices. Wash cold and lay flat to dry. Illustration by Frederique Matti.
In order to reduce waste, this launch is a pre-order and all garments are made-to-order. As a result, all sales are final, no returns or exchanges.
We ship globally, but the buyer is responsible for any additional duties, taxes and customs fees that they may incur. Products are expected to ship between mid to late March.
Size Guide
Body Measurements
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
| Chest (in) | 32-34 | 35-37 | 38-40 | 41-43 | 44-46 | 47-49 |
| Chest (cm) | 81-86 | 89-94 | 97-102 | 104-109 | 112-117 | 119-125 |
| Waist (in) | 26-28 | 29-31 | 32-34 | 35-37 | 38-40 | 41-43 |
| Waist (cm) | 66-71 | 74-79 | 81-86 | 89-94 | 97-102 | 104-109 |
| Neck (in) | 13-13.5 | 14-14.5 | 15-15.5 | 16-16.5 | 17-17.5 | 18-18.5 |
| Neck (cm) | 33-34 | 36-37 | 38-39 | 41-42 | 43-44 | 46-47 |
Garment Measurements
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL |
| Shoulders | 46cm / 18.1in | 48cm / 18.9in | 50cm / 19.7in | 52cm / 20.5in | 54cm / 21.3in | 56cm / 22in |
| Chest | 51.5cm / 20.3in | 54.5cm / 21.5in | 57.5cm / 22.6in | 60.5cm / 23.8in | 63.5cm / 25in | 66.5cm / 26.2in |
| Length | 70cm / 27.6in | 72cm / 28.3in | 74cm / 29.1in | 76cm / 29.9in | 78cm / 30.7in | 80cm / 31.5in |
| Sleeve | 66cm / 26in | 67cm / 26.4in | 68cm / 26.8in | 69cm / 27.2in | 70cm / 27.6in | 71cm / 28in |
| Neck | 16cm / 6.3in | 16.5cm / 6.5in | 17cm / 6.7in | 17.5cm / 6.9in | 18cm / 7.1in | 18.5cm / 7.3in |